cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

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Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB

hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet

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noob cannon

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.

Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2
Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.

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Hori Cannon

A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.

Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions

To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.

Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.

Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.

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Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

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sphincter cannon

The part of the human body in which gaseous, solid, and sometimes liquid objects are released.

Kik, get yoursphincter cannon out of my face before it explodes on me!

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