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The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.
Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.
When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
Expression used in northern Italy: An archetypal proper name unrelated to a person actually existed. It is used when willing to emphasize the obsoleteness and old age of any kind of object, mostly in rhetorical questions, where it is inquired whether a specific object, due to its old age, is the one who was formerly used or owned by Carlo Codega.
The origin of this expression is unknown, some claim that it might have developed in Milan after the 17th century: Codega was the nickname for the servants who, helped by a lantern, guided rich and nobles at night through the dark streets of Milan, at a time when the city yet wasn't electrically lit up. With the coming of electricity it became useless to require the help of a codega. Here would lie the connection between the proper name and an obsolete action or object.
Carlo: Yo Mario, have you already seen my new phone?
Mario: WTF dude, it doesn't even have a touch screen. Is this Carlo Codega's phone?
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* at the historical weapons exhibition*
dad: look Piero! This was Carlo Codega's rifle!
son: Carlo Codega? Who is this guy?
dad: Nobody, it's just... oh nevermind. Look! There is also a musket over there!
son: cool!
Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together
Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos
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Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality
That guys is such a carlos riverbear
No wait its just a pudding cup
All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.
Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?
Nelson: Yee and its just noise.
A retarded kid with no social/academic skills
Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!