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Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
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The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming
I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty
Perform Anal sex with a girl. Then while she spreads her ass cheaks you shit inside her asshole
Dude I gave Susy a South Carolina Dumptruck last night
A Carolina Butt Sandwich is when an individual spreads their butt cheeks and lathers peanut butter on one cheek up to the butt hole, lathers the other cheek in jelly up to the butt hole and then releases their cheeks to create a Butt Sandwhich. A guy by the name of Devin or Mike then scarfs the booty until the sandwhich is gone.
Did you hear about Xio Fei? She let Devin get the Carolina Butt Sandwich
Denton is Redneck town with 15 different Restaurants that you can get the same food at. Very quiet place where weekends consist of beer drinking, smoking, an playing Techmo Bowl!
Run to the Quick Check in Denton, North Carolina an grab a case of beer an some stizzy's!
When you stick a beef stick (food) up your anus and have your significant other eat it out bit by bit. Usually performed by young blonde boys from the Carolinas who can't grow a beard.
Heard Mike was into doin the ole Carolina slim jim.