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When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.
Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.
What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is
Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots
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a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.
That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.
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Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.
Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.
"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."
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A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"
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A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.
Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!
GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS
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When you're fucking your girl on her period, then you stick it in her ass and she farts on your dick giving it a slight orange tinge when you pull out.
"bro, my girl's on her period, what should I do? "
"give her the good ol' dutch carrot, ya lad. "
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