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someone you and your friends always talk about that doesnt know you guys and you point them out/act surprised when you actually see them in person
"omg look its (name) no waayy"
"their our unknown celebrity fr"
Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
when you're happy just because other people are happy even though none of it benefits you directly- like 'compersion' but that word sounds gross.
Jame: "How you been?"
Kirsten: "Pretty good ac chico!"
Jame: "Oh fr? What's good?"
Kirsten: "Nothing in particular. All my friends are in love or sorta making dreams happen, yunno? I'm in celebrance."
Jame: "Damn, celebrance. Good word."
The psychic state of being obsessed and ingratiated with celebrities and Holywould* 'Celebrity Cult-Ture'.
The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial bought the sick celebreality portrayed in the media into sharp fucus*.
This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!
candice: what day is it?
Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!
Type of celebrity that makes no sense and is sold to their government because they don’t want a tax raid
Look it’s a Bollywood celebrity he/she is such a sellout
Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.
Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl