cell-u-lar-sodomy

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

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Cell Phone Boyfriend

1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!

2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.

I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.

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sex cell division

This is also called meiosis. It is the production of sex cells, or gametes. It is different from mitosis, or normal cell division.

Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.

One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.

At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.

Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome

and more!

male sperm under go meiosis or "sex cell division" to make sure there is a supply of sperm readily available

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Florida Jail Cell

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

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cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.

shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!

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2 cell phone shawty

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs

"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"

"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty

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Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

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