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Jumbo China Buffet

That place up on 5th street in reading. Low quality chinese food. Always hot though. Extremely clean bathrooms. Only place in reading you can get pizza, chicken sticks, and donut balls while eating lo mein.

Jim : Hey, i could use some crappy chinese food
Jo : Let's go to Jumbo China Buffet for cheap food.

by aevv September 14, 2010

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China Talking Hoe

A girl who talks 24/7 and never shuts up and ends up sounding like the Chinese language.

Girl: That slut who sits beside me in science never shuts up!
Guy: I hate those China Talking Hoes.

by ICanDefine September 28, 2016

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all the way to China

1: Notionally speaking, where you would wind up if you proceeded to dig a hole through the earth as to come out the other end. (This is mistaken, of course - starting from either coast of the US would put you in the middle of an ocean, as would starting about anywhere in China.) See china syndrome for a possible explanation to the origin.

2: Metaphor for where one can see if they have a clear view of a woman's genitalia - either due to the fact that she is wearing no clothing, or the clothing she is wearing is revealing what's underneath (due to transparency or just that it is ill fitting). Possibly originates by extension of sense 1.

When she lifted up her legs, we could see all the way to China.

by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega China-gasm

Pronounced: Meguh-CHiNUH-GAHSUM
One who is not chinesse, but looks chinesse and likes orgasmic jokes. Usually ultra lame and usually posess small, fake, padded, boobs. Also try to dress "scene" and cut their hair in really ugly chopped layered forms. They steal people's crushes. SO WATCH OUT!!!

Hey look at that pair of shoes! They are orgasmic! OMG I'm having a mega china-gasm

by That grrl with the face... July 13, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The price of tea in China

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

by Bob the lob April 15, 2022

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big trouble in little china

Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.

Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.

by SuperSonicX May 20, 2006

87๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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