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With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious
Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea
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Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.
Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)
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when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.
man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.
When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.
Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.
When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.
Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.
The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole while they are bent over.
Marsha bent down to pick up a penny and Sean gave her the old chocolate doorbell.
When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..
This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.