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With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious
Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea
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Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.
Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)
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when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.
man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.
To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum
I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.
Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio
We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner
When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.
Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."
Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
Its when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick.
Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.
"Damn it a chocolate Popout."