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Uptown Cincinnati

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.

Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.

by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021


Cincinnati Princeton HS

A school full of diversity. Nice looking building. Worse than winton Woods’s at football. Lots of wannabe rappers, wannabe actors, hoes, and thots. Mostly fun

I go to Cincinnati Princeton hs

by FunnyWalrus March 04, 2019


Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle

Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020


Cincinnati Leaf Blower

During the act of receiving head from a female, you throw a blanket over her body and trap her with your legs while farting on her head.

Yo Bro! I just gave my girlfriend’s mom the smelliest Cincinnati Leaf Blower

by Jeremy Fartburner June 01, 2025


Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 02, 2021


Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

by CinciSlapper July 01, 2025


Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 23, 2019