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A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.
I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!
1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.
2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
The act of mounting a woman and riding her to completion, only to spontaneously pull out and throw her across the room with enough force to cause at least a minor concussion.
John was having sex with a Trisha, when he then gave her a Cincinnati Roller-coaster
A man puts a pizza over his penis as a woman jumps and lands on top of it
Guy: dude me and my girl did a Cincinnati slider last night
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?
When you and your partner put skyline or gold star chili in there ass and eat it out
Dude did you hear about Dave mom have a Cincinnati stuffing with three black guy last night
During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her
James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead