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WHEN TWO BODIES DURING ROUGH SEX IS MAKING A CLAPPING NOISE.
ME- " SEX CLAPPING?"
HIM "YEAH, IT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING IT REALLY ROUGH..YOU'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROUGH SEX AND LOVE MAKING BECAUSE LOVE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE SAND PAPER !
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Adj or noun
1. A clap dinosaur is an ugly ass person, almost dinosaur like in appearance.
2. Most commonly found in geological formations dating to the very end of the CretaceousPeriod, about 68–66 million years ago, in Western North America, making it among the last of the non-avian dinosaurs.
wagwan with that ting over there? She a clap dinosaur
Did you watch Jurassic World? You look like that Clap Dinosaur ahlie?
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Playing 3 very shady/skanky ladies of the night to have sex with you. Its is name as such for the triple enhanced chance of getting the clap the next morning.
Did you hear what Ted asked for a birthday present? He is going to get a Triple Clap.
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Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
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an explosive case of burning gonorrhea" the clap ". where the person who has it feels like charizard is blowing flame on his junk.
" omg denise gave me the charizard clap and i can't stand it!!!" - Male 1
" HAHA i told u the hoe was filthy" Male 2
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When a girl has big enough tits to make a clapping noise when slapping them together
she gave me a bap clap to sound her appreciation of my sexual preformance
the air filled with the echo of her bap clap
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Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.
Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X
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