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hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass
ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt
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When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.
Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop
Fred: Did she enjoy it?
Tom: HELLS YEAH!
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Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.
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A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"
Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
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After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
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Another name for a stimulated pussy that is unshaven to the point where it is a hairy forest.
Polo rubbed Olivia's medium-rare coconut taco.
Dua lipa
Has a head like a coconut
Bitch
“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch”
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