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sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
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Shitty, minimalist, and soulless art style made popular by Kroger, and now it's everywhere.
Even Urban Dictionary is using the corporate art style aesthetic (joke)
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A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.
Me: Did you get approval from corporate to purchase that $350 digital storage device?
Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."
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The Lil Biz Corporations (LBC) is a meme corporation run by professional's. Mostly its filled with memes and jokes. The owner is Lil Biz himself. The Corporation was made because Lil Biz is a fucking rebel
To join the Lil Biz Corporations, you must follow these steps
1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram
2: Hit up my dms
3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68
This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
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Individual that works a 9-5 corporate job. Once the clock hits 5, you can find such individual riding a bike around town. Cut-off shorts are not required, but a casual Friday look will due.
"Yeah. Cool. See you at the park around 6:00 pm. I'll just turn in some numbers to my boss and go home and change." - Corporate Fixie/Gears
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Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.
Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?
Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!
Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.