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When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.
Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.
Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.
Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!
If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.
Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .
A smokers cough, caused by smoking cannibis.
Will has developed bad Denver Cough.
During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough
When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.