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What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.
Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"