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When you catch the rona from passing the blunt.
Guy: Aye bro, pass da blunt
Me: Fuck no nigga, I'm not tryna catch dat Covid-420! Fuck you thought this was...
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When the authorities could not confirm how many people who died of forest fires, when the temperature then was about 91 degrees centigrade, were already infected with the coronavirus (and were probably on the way to the other side of eternity).
In California, the public was clueless how many of the two-dozen-odd deaths were Covid-91° victims.
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When employers and factories use the pandemic as an excuse to unfairly terminate workers, or to close the workplaces by offering them zero compensation.
Guesstimate how many migrant workers in the Middle East and in Asia have so far fallen prey to covid exploitation by their unscrupulous employers.
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When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.
Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
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When Brazil is ranked the world’s worst country in handling the coronavirus pandemic—whose death toll is second to the US—which is led by a Trump-like or nationalist character, who has made light of the Covid-19 threat, mocked mask-wearing, opposed lockdowns, and contracted the virus himself.
What are the odds that Brazil, which relies on China’s half-baked vaccines, might end up registering more corona infections and deaths than the US in containing Covid-🇧🇷 in coming weeks or months due to its rogue leader’s weak leadership or ineptitude?
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EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.
It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.
Cough * Cough
Cough Cough. Stay away from me Bitch.
Holy shit. Social distancing. Get away from me. COVID-19
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When you spend an unhealthy part of your day feeling anxious or paranoiac about the coronavirus and its effects on your life and those of your loved ones.
Those with a covid-minded attitude would likely increase their anxiety or stress level, which could lead some vulnerable folks to end their lives prematurely.
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