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It’s when a male is masturbating
Omg I caught him cranking the knob
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Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
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Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
On seeing a hot girl walk by...
'thats going straight in the crank tank'
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while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot
as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!
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To masturbate while making a turn through an intersection.
Matt Dillon decided to crank a turn all the way to Milwalkee and back.
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You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....
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