janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

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Birthday Cake Ice Cream

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.

Hey Anthony, do you wanna try the best thing ever???? THEN TRY SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! (:

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Ice cream cone and bone

Similar to "wine and dine" but with a more informal tone. A guy takes a girl out for ice cream or dessert and then fucks her afterwards.

1. No fuckin way Lloyd, did u really ice cream cone and bone Didem?...yea...dude, u r the fuckin man

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Break-up Ice cream

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.

"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."

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ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

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Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."