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The sex act of ejaculating into an ugly cougar while stoned.
Jake: Yo bro how'd it go last night?
Bill: I went home with that ugly ass cougar, but I said fuck it and gave her a Creamy Roz
A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.
P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"
When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary
Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework
When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty
I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.
When you cum and your dick is still erect, so it resembles a soldier standing tall as he creams.
Person 1 - Woah bro, she gave me the creamy soldier last night!! It was awesome!
Person 2 - No way! Mine just gets soft bro!
Creampieing a girl on her period.
Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup
When you cum in your pants and have pubes
I just creamy jungled my pants