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Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.

Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime

by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022


crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024


suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool March 23, 2018


bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021


Crime game

Any one of several different types of games that is played with a deck of cards that has the name of a crime written on each card and the person who picks a card the name of the crime written on it is what they have to do.
For example if you pick the king and it has the word "kill" written on it you have to kill someone.
It is a game of daring that only people with the most guts plays and there is also much high stakes betting involved.

There playing the crime game.

by Judgedredd7 January 6, 2012


Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"

Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???

by QuacksO January 15, 2020


legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023