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1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)
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(figuratively, idiomatic) When the pressure is on; when the situation is critical or urgent; when the time has come for action, even if it is difficult.
He is not a particularly talented builder, but 'when twist comes to crunch', he can usually get the job done
When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”
1. A situation in which a person is to put as many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch inside his/her nose or anus within the span of 45 seconds.
2. What people say as a witty substitute for "Cinnamon Challenge" in order to trick people or make them laugh.
Person 1: "25 likes and I'll do the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Challenge!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 3: "I hope he tapes it."
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Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.
Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
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The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
Example:
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
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A Latina vagina that has a serious case of Genital herpes.
I went to mexico and smashed a cheesy Gordita crunch box. Got an extra side of fire sauce I didn’t ask for.