Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.

The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.

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Crystal Hand

The hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go.

The crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go.

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Crystal Cobalt

A serious, hardcore drug that only the toughest of the tough can handle. It has killed 99% of the people who have tried it and only one person has ever tried it.

Alex: Wanna smoke some crystal cobalt?
Annie: Nah son, shit fucks you up

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crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!

hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!

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Crystal Cock

Your cock gets rock solid on methamphetamine.

"Shit, I got crystal cock off crank"

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Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.

I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!

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crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
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No, im not a hippie

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