buzz cut

A head sheared all over with a clipper to a length of 1/2 to one inch.

Damn it's hot. I'm getting a buzz cut for the summer.

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crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

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Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

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bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.

Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.

'ru cut

when you get a buzz cut with no attachment on the trimmers, resulting in a near bald head.

homie 1: damn my man's lookin fresh
homie 2: yeah he got that 'ru cut

team cut

Group of guys who are circumcised

Evan: "I just found out I'm circumcised ."
Josh"Dude welcome to team cut."