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Over time the little chips of drumstick fall on the ground around your drums can leave you with a snowglobe drum set.
You should get those aluminum drumsticks. I mean just check out your floor. You have a snowglobe drum set.
The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.
John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...
Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
When you stick your dick in her pussy from the side,as if you were hitting an actual bass drum. Not too hard. Not too soft. Just right. Like a fucking jar of pourage. But remember kids,wear a condom.
Joo: Dawg I heard you smashed her,Bass drum style?
Me:Damn right homes. Bass drum style.
Joo: teach me dawg. No homo.
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The act of a female engaging in self-gratification
"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."
Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.
*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"