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THE BEST FUCKING BOY BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD WITH HARRY STYLES,LOUIS TOMLINSON,LIAM PAYNE,NIALL HORAN AND ZAYN MALIK.

person1:do you know one direction?

person2:ONE DIRECTION YOU MEAN THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

person1:lol no

person2:(has a knife)what did you just say

by i love big red bus May 21, 2021


One Direction

the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI

RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!

by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022


One direction

One direction is one of the best boy band ever they were formed on the 23rd of July 2010 on a tv show called the X factor. The band is formed by Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. The band took a break in 2016 for 18 months but still haven’t come back. There fandom is called directioners and currently the boys have there own solo careers.

Person: one direction is never coming back together

Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall

by Directioner πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž May 7, 2020


My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022


Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019