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When you smack someones butt .
A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .
GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
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A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.
When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
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a piece of turd thats comes from the donkeys arse
eeeeewwwww that smells donkey shit
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happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!
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When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick
Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks
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While riding your pertner from behind, just before shooting your load, hit her round the head with something hard. This causes her to contract giving the beholder great pleasure
Last night i donkey knocked my girlfriend, today i am a new man!
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When your fucking doggie, then just as your about to come, you pull out and shove it in her ass.. as you do this is will make her throw her head back in shock.. then you punch her in the back of the head and come in her ass.
That girl Mike pulled last night wants to kill him.
Apparently he Donkey Fucked her...
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