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If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 12, 2009

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


We dont talk about BRUnoooo

A Song that has been stuck in my brain for the longest time. remember.. wE dOnT tAlk aBouT bRuNOOoooOO

We dont talk about BRUnoooo is a good song okay.

by I.am.Mhabaka January 21, 2022

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dont throw your dirt early

1. A lesson from a phrase believed coined by CNN correspondent Kristi Keck, meaning politically, to attack your opponent early, but by the time voting roles along, it is old forgotten news, and nothing is accomplished that much to smear the opponent in the latter since.

2. To hold back your introduction to a stranger until the right time.

3. To re-frame from making decisions or completing an action until you know all of the consequences.

Matt, a tricky but anxious batter was up to bat. With the bases loaded, the coach, knowing the experienced pitchers style, yelled " hey Matt ! "Don't throw your dirt early" ! Hoping that Matt took the clue to bunt.

Dont throw your dirt early

by jeffbo July 7, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I Dont Give a Fuck Style

A style of acting or speaking that portrays lack of interest or caring. Doing the anything without fear of consequence or reprocussion. Really you can do anything "I dont give a fuck style". Hell, im writing this definition i dont give a fuck style cuz i dont care who reads it or who it offends or who it hurts.

a) That stupid bastard Eminem raps "I dont give a fuck style" all the time

b)Damn dude! You busted that mailbox "I dont give a fuck style"!

by Russ Bus September 5, 2005

79πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)

by munkman September 18, 2011

19πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dont bite the hand that feeds you

When someone purposely turns his/her bck on the certain someone that has been there for them in more ways than one. Supported taught cared for Just so they would or could make themselves look better or be important.

You stepped on my toes for a come up after everything I have done for you, didnt ur momma tell you , dont bite the hand that feeds you.

by SassyG3266 November 11, 2017

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


no no dont touch me there this is my no no square

that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok

oh and you should have also just typed in no no square

NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE

by GW in corona February 3, 2021