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When you stick ur dick in ur sleeping chick's mouth before waking her up and shouting "COCK A DOODLE DOO"!!!!
Dude 1 : Hey man this morning i gave my girl a cock a doodle doo
Dude 2 : Whoaaa man wat she say
Dude 1: Nothing my dick was too far down her throat
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The male schlong. It's sometimes used for poking people.
MY B's L'em
Hey, is bill poking that man with his wing dang doodle?
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Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
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Playing with your penis, masturbating.
I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.
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Originated from film "Shaun of the Dead".
Used as a sarcastic comment of not caring, similar to "whoopty-do".
Wayne: "He's cool because he has nice hair..."
Shaun: "Fuck-a-doodle-do..."
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A group of guys with gynormous wieners. Wherever they go the ladies drool over them. They become notorious for ripping through groups of girls and boning every one of them. They are similar to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, except these guys dont have small tits, they have huge cocks. They are revered by many.
"Hey Mindy, look! Here comes the Big Doodle Caboodle!
"Mmmmmm, I love them all sooo much and they're cocks are sooo huge!" I just wanna fuck one of them...... again.
"Excuse me... Again!?!? I'm the one who fucked all of them."
"So did I"
"Me too"
"Me three"
"Me four"
"No I fucked them!"
"No I did"
"lying bitch!"
"I fucked them first!"
"fuck you!!!"
*fight breaks out*
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Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?
Cam: Cock a doodle douche man
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