Slam Dunk

Shortly after a woman gives birth, a witness in the room proceeds to palm the baby's head and redirects the newly born baby back into the womb.

Father, about his newly born child: I was really quite surprised when the obstetrician slam dunked little Maxwell.

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Chunk a Dunk

Take a dump

I really need to chunk a dunk after eating that taco

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slam dunk

A word for slut when your 6 year old brother or your parents are in the room.

Bob: How was the party
Me: Good there were so many fine--
(brother walks in)
...slam dunks...

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dunk the clown

name of a carnival game co-opted as secret code used by closet homosexual Mormons to describe their desire to insert their penis in anuses

"I'd really like to find 'dunk the clown'"

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Nike Dunks

Commonly known as Fake Jordan’s. These are the most basic pair of shoes on the Nike catalog and sadly their customers often mistaken them for REAL Air Jordan 1’s. People with these shoes enjoy roasting everyone else’s fresh kicks to make themselves feel better about wasting money, their bad taste in style and how miserable their life is.

Fake Jordan’s- “Hey check out my new J’s!”
Real Jordan’s - “Dude those are Nike Dunks”
Fake Jordan’s - “Shut up! My Jordan’s are real, your Jordan’s are fake! You’re jealous! Leave me alone!”
Real Jordan’s - “ok? But I don’t see the Air Jordan logo…”

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slam dunk

When you cup your hand above someones chest and push down on their tits. Usually done after scooping someone

person1: SCOOP!!! HA I JUST SCOOPED YOU!

person2: SLAM DUNK!!

person1: aww!

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Cock Dunking

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.

Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!

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