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Dylan

A guy with a really small penis that takes it in the bum by a gay raccoon

You got Dylan so hard last night

by Coonchesse September 10, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


dylan

1. filthy little scene kid cum-guzzling gutter-slut who converted to scene-ism after being an abercrombie whore.
2. bitch, who has countless "friends with benefits" who really arent because she always drags them in emotionally and then eats their souls.
3. synonymous with succubus

wow! hes hot, i think ill fuck him and then suck his soul out of his cock!"
"you're such a Dylan"

by anna geerlings December 13, 2007

89๐Ÿ‘ 211๐Ÿ‘Ž


dylan

a guy whos loves to make out with younger women usually atleast 2 years. they also may use numerous condoms during sex, e.g 7-8. they are also get raped by school, socom, life etc.

and last of all they shuffle 4 life.

KID 1: yoo, that kid looks like a dylan.
KID 2: i thought it was kilner10?
KID 1: yoo nah man he is just a dylan.

by jaxon77 June 7, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


dylan

a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys

man hes such a dylan

by bhvjgajkdbflkavl February 14, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

A complete retard. He is very sexy, but very rude, a cheater. He cheats on everything, tests, girlfriends, basketball and football games. He likes bad music. He talks to himself alot, and texts in class. He has a new girl every ten seconds, because he is a good kisser and is hott but annoying. He always dumps people they never dump him.

Girl 1: he dumped me right after he told me he loved me!
Girl 2: he is hott, but man is he a dylan!

by BILBOTHEFRICKEER March 2, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

Dylan is usually a really sweet guy that can one minute be your best friend untill one stupid rumor starts and he's ignoring you. He usually is reallly caring for his girlfriend but if he gets an apportunity he'll cheat on her and do it over and over again. They love the color orange and they also lovee to rap. Their usually some of the sweetest, cutest, kindest, most caring people that have flaws but are always there for you and never let you down. (:

Girl: Dude, do you see that guy?!
Friend: Hell yeahh!! Who's that??\
Girl: That's the guy i have a HUGEE crushh on, his name is Dylan.
Friend: DAMNN girll you lucky he likes you to!!

by Kiwilover259 November 17, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

An amazing guy! Great at fixing things and working with his hands, Dylan knows how to make anyone happy. He does all he can for anyone, even if it means he gives up on something for himself. Dylan's' typically go through s rough patch in life, and its hard for them to get back out of the rut they fell in, but when Dylan finds that one person who can pick him up out of his rut, he soars and nothing can bring him down. He will then be attached to that one person for many, many years to come. Dylan is a fantastic human being, lover, friend, companion, family member, etc.

Girl 1: Wow! I can't believe you're dating Dylan, didn't you guys hate each other last year?!?

Girl 2: Haha yeah, but he saw i was upset one day and even though there was so much in his life that was going wrong, he helped me through my hard times, we've grown together since then.

by avidreaderbritt September 26, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž