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A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.
Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!
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He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
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The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
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The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.
Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.
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Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.
Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project
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Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D
"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"
"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
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a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!
omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!
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