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jayquan edwards

big dick boy

big daddy jayquan edwards

by jg,khghjfjfky February 21, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Edward Cullen

the most awesome person ever! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection!

Every woman alive should be in love with Edward Cullen!

by KEC127 December 10, 2007

1061πŸ‘ 1105πŸ‘Ž


edward cullen

basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.

"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"

by twilightgirl November 26, 2007

847πŸ‘ 877πŸ‘Ž


Going Edward

The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.

Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!

by sammer! January 12, 2009

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


John Edwards

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is β€œthe only β€˜real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the β€œmost affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.

John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 8, 2007

62πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Edward Cullen

Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".

Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!

Human: He doesn't even exist.

Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!

Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.

by Mr.Sacman May 3, 2009

113πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Edward Cullen

A gay fairy

Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!

Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!

Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*

Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*

by jajajajajajagermangirly80 May 31, 2010

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž