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Basically a very good looking boy with a huge shlong!!
Person one “Is that persons name is Eli”
Person two “That would make more sense, he is very good looking”
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Is the best thing that has ever happened to me. He has an amazing ability to make anyone smile through the darkest times. I hope everyone is as fortunate to meet him. I LOVE YOU MY BOYFRIEND b/c me knowing that i'm ours makes me smile everyday.
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When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.
“Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”
Really sweet and rich to taste. Known for it's great texture and taste, the best type of cum you could get.
"Hey, I know what you did last night, did you get that Eli Cum?"
"It was so tasty, I crave for it to be in my mouth once more"
eli and ary is the best ship. these two people were meant to be, and it is fate that they came together!
“who do you ship?”
“i ship eli and ary! their ship name is elry!”
A friend who is considerd a legend.
Ben: Eli your a legend.
Eli: thanks man.
Some say he is a myth and he didn’t deserve his legend status all we know is he’s called Eli Gould