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Basically a very good looking boy with a huge shlong!!
Person one “Is that persons name is Eli”
Person two “That would make more sense, he is very good looking”
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Is the best thing that has ever happened to me. He has an amazing ability to make anyone smile through the darkest times. I hope everyone is as fortunate to meet him. I LOVE YOU MY BOYFRIEND b/c me knowing that i'm ours makes me smile everyday.
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Eli Cajigas is a loving, handsome, cute, thoughtful man, who can make anyone an everyone laugh an smile. He is a very special person in this world, he makes people smile an is just so warm hearted. Go get someone like Eli cajigas! He makes life better.
“Eli cajigas walked down a street and everyone stopped an stared”
Explain like I'm an American.
Used when you want someone to explain something considering all of the cultural context, linguistic differnces, and typical knowledge-gaps of an American.
François: The turn in in about a kilometer.
Bob: ELI🇺🇸
François: The turn in in about 0.62 miles.
Doing what Eli would do. Eli is a man who dissapears shortly before any holiday, birthday or special occassion in order to avoid the proccurring a gift. He is of Israeli Jew descent and cheaper than a mother fucker.
Ali's boyfriend went MIA before V-day and her birthday..
O, he must be bustin' an Eli!
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When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.
“Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”
Funny, Handsome, Popular Artist, Cabin Crew, Good Looking
People 1: Do you know Ely Macwilson??
People 2: No, who is he?
People 1: He is a handsome, rich, and good looking men.