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EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES
- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....
Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.
That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.
The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?
Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational
Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*