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English that contains aspects of both British and American English such as spelling, pronunciation and usage. Today, both British and American English are in use. Even the same person may use British English sometimes and American English at other times. To spare English such a British-American hodgepodge, Britamerican English will certainly come in handy.
Will Britamerican English see the light of the day sometime in the future?
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When one wishes to be fucked in the ass
I am a big fan of an English vermillion
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English for noobs and the chinese
Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees
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AP English and Comp. consists of:
PROSE ANALYSIS AND RHETORICAL DEVICES.
Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!
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A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.
usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word
closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught
American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
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A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.
All your grades are belonging to me.
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The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
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