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When one wishes to be fucked in the ass
I am a big fan of an English vermillion
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The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
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English for noobs and the chinese
Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees
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AP English and Comp. consists of:
PROSE ANALYSIS AND RHETORICAL DEVICES.
Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!
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A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.
usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word
closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught
American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
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A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.
All your grades are belonging to me.
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The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?
Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!
Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
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