Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who still talks to their ex or ex's ! Who still thinks there is hope with their ex ! One who keeps thinking about their ex and ex's !
I'm a ex freak cause I still do things with my ex
ex·phem·er·a
noun
Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.
Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.
Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.
guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"
guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"
Someone who has an ex-girlfriend
It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up
girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code