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poo choo express

The act of passing a blunt to the other end of the rotation. Making sure everyone is involved on the poo choo express. The first person says all aboard, the second makes the sound of a train starting, the third makes the says chuga chuga chuga poo choo, and so forth till it gets to the last person in rotation, and they makes a train braking sound. If that last person fails to make the braking sound, you'll end up with a train wreck. This also makes it so nobody can double hit.

There isn't enough room to sit in a circle, so we gonna have to get the poo choo express going.

by Bman130u August 26, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is the definition of a hot mess express.

by Anonymous Contributor May 4, 2021

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


free ball express

When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.

Johnson is really hanging loose because he's riding on the free ball express!

by BitterB November 15, 2005

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

by Jerome Engelberts June 15, 2007

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


express train to hell

A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.

yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!

by Stinky Brain December 27, 2003

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 13, 2010

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.

I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.

by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022