Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

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Father fucker

Someone who fucks father's.

You are such a father fucker

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Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

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father-encloser

A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosing" dick in fanny.

Actually, for a PC term, I think it's actually quite cool. c.f. father-engulfer.

George W Bush is a motherfucker, and Condaleeza Rice is a father-encloser.

Shut up, you stupid cock-sucking father-encloser!

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founding fathers

A group of kids from Fremont, that organize parties

hey bud, you goin to the founding fathers party this weekend?

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fathers boyfriend

pauls dad is your dads boyfriend and they fucked eachother in the ass they made u!

pauls dad and your dad fucked again last night your fathers boyfriend made you a brother









haha paul From: Chris C.

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father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

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