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Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted
Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.
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when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.
I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty
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The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"
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1. someone that you treat like a boyfriend when you want to piss off someone else! but they aren't really your man! that help keep the other women/men at bay! see also sex partners, side-piece
I don't have time for these dudes today, i am just going to be up under my Faux Boyfriend.
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Bringing the wrong beer or drink to a party.
Julie made a huge Faux Brew Pas when she brought wine coolers to the annual cocktail party. It's a good thing no one respects her in the first place.
I went with my girl to her folks cabin for the weekend. I brought a case of Summit hoping to impress her dad but I realized I made a Faux Brew Pas when I saw him drinking PBR and he thought I was a city-boy hipster.
options that spring to mind when you have the strange urge to make people feel uncomfortable
"oh, the faux pas-sibilities!"
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Noun: Any woman who uses video game/nerd culture as a means of artificially increasing her rating on the hotness scale or to obtain undeserved attention from a male audience.
She may even play mainstream games such as Halo/Gears/CoD/etc but will generally have an over inflated sense of self. This is due to the fact that many in the video game community regard moderately attractive women who game thusly: "OmG!! G1rLs Wh0 G4mE ARE HAWT!!"
These types of women will continually point back at the fact that "I play games and menstruate, and therefore, you should worship me" by doing a variety of things. Such as cosplaying or larping as the sluttiest VG character they can find.
Posting images on their blog or tumblr of them naked with only 360 controllers or Mario plushies covering their naughty bits.
Getting a video game based "tramp stamp" or other risque vg based tattoo.
Playing a popular game in a bikini, lingerie, or form fitting clothing (that may or may not contain imagery that's part of video game/geek culture). Then taking pictures of it. Then posting said pictures on the web.
If you spend more time telling people that "you're a girl who plays games" instead of "here's the games I play" you may be a faux gamer girl.
See also Cam Whore and Attention Whore
Guy1: Oh man did you see the hot gamer girl pic I sent to your email?
Guy2: You mean the cam whore in the Smash Bros. undies?
faux gamer girl ftw.
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