February 17

People born on this date are crackheads
And more likely to be serial killers but are very attractive and are one of the funniest people you will meet completely the opposite from people born on the 26th January

Someone:When’s your birthday ?
Me:February 17
Someone:slowly steps away

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February 7th

The birthday of these famous celebrities:
Tina Majorino
Ashton Kutcher
Chris Rock
Garth Brooks
James Spader
Keefe Braselle
Eddie Bracken
Larry "Buster" Crabbe
Sinclair Lewis
Luara Ingalls Wilder
Charles Dickens
and new COD WAW Star Silentsnipe4572

I was born on February 7th. NO WAY A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES WERE BORN ON THAT DAY!!!

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18 February

National slap a bitch day. Anyone born on this day gets to slap or get slapped by a bitch.

“Is it the 18 February ? it is, I’m gunna slap you”

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February 15

National plan b day

1-valentines day was yesterday

2-good thing it’s February 15

1-why
2-cause plan b is plan a

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February 14

National prank your teacher day

Make your teacher cry because it’s February 14.

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No Fortnite February

A month in which people are challenged to give up fortnite for the month of February. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%.

An estimated 2.5 million males will lose their virginity during no fortnite February

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February 27

People with this birthday are fuckin hot, like so hot, like HOT. And are really good at make up, especially eye makeup, and have clear skin.

Oh damn that shawty a February 27 chick? You know she bad asf cuff that slime

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