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Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.
Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
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Battlecry for foot fetishists worldwide. When someone hears that, hey know that that person is a fellow footperson.
When I entered the party, I heard some shout, "Feet first!"
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If your a male and u have small feet size 8 under this means ur c o c k is huge and you are very good in bed
The guy with small feet has a big d I c k
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After smoking weed you get uncontrollable shaking in your feet.
"Bro you having a seizure?"
"No, it's happy feet"
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a term describing male homosexuality. derogitory term.
John seems a little light on the feet.
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Someone who is born with wank wonky feet which look like they have been repeatedly beaten with a 5 pound hammer and then squashed in a vice. Sufferers often have many similar traits to the elephant man, but normally look worse. typically a side effect of inbreeding, this condition is a right kaaaaant.
Look at that poor little raspberry ripple over there wiv his j feet
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a phrase well-used by me. pussy feet is a name/meaing for someone scared...
*2 guys watching scary movie*
guy 1: *screams* "turn this shit off its fucking scary!!!"
guy 2: *shakes head* "pussy feet Dan"
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