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flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 13, 2005

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flat ass

flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.

damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit

by Lee_Lee dat girl October 20, 2007

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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 2, 2010

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flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

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Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 21, 2013

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holding it flat and that

DEFINITION 1- South Australian slang used to describe ones ability to achieve a large amount while sitting around discussing hot topics with friends and never actually achieving anything at all.

DEFINITION 2- South Australian slang describing the speed of your emotion while under the influence of narcotics.

yeh mate ive just been sitting round" holding it fucking flat and that".

fuck it ill just be" holding it flat that".
yo cunts cracker day "holding it flat and that"

by oldmateflatchat March 6, 2019

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The Dirty Flats

Fairfield,Ca

Shit son, he hella dangerous. He from the dirty flats!

by FFFinest November 3, 2011

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