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When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also
Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night
Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.
That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon
An orgy involving a bouncy castle where people try to have sex in midair or while bouncing.
Oh man, i had so much fun at the floppy fort last night!
When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way
My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed
A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.
GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while
When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.
I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.
When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"