Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.
Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
Another word for the Female reproductive system
"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."
(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.
My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.
One of the many foods offered in the holy banquet of heaven
He's in a better place now, he'll get all the fruit snacks he wants
A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain
Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.