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Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.
'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
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Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up.
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Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
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A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.
1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
Expression for describing your traumatic childhood
im a fucked up puppy
What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.
The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
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