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What the Sandman uses to make anybody unconscious for transporting one to another.
The sandman cometh with the Funny Juice
When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.
Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.
Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”
Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)
Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”
Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.
When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand
A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.
BEE BOO BOP BEE BA BO BAA BOOP BO BA
Funny Rapper: *funny rap !!s*
Tall purple man: woah