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this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy
"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"
on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "
When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
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Mich ist gift wegen... MICH IST GIFT ~Unge
Unge Kommentiert: Milch ist Gift
When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
When you blow your load in a girl you like to mark your territory.
After the third date , Mark gifted Jasmine to show her how much he cared about her.