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Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 30, 2022


Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."

by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024


Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024


gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 25, 2018


Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 23, 2020


Honey Gnome

A Gnome covered in honey

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023


Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.

My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.

by Cannabi-Gnome December 7, 2017