Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.
Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.
Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.
When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.
My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.