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A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
built by people who like to be humans,
man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"
Ah yes the goober realm a mysterious and fantastic land that is inhabited by a friendly and fun loving species of sentient goobers. It is a realm full of adventure, filled with wonders both natural and magical. The scenery ranges from verdant forests and rolling hills to the most stunning beaches and majestic mountains. There are also many unique and fascinating creatures to be found in the Goober Realm, ranging from harmless woodland creatures to fierce and dangerous beasts. This is a world that is sure to delight and captivate anyone who sets foot in it
OMG THE GOOBER REALM HAS OPENED
Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
Scott pilgrim has goober game.
Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers